Life in the dugout...

Dane and Willie have made it to the State, which will be a good three hour trip. I am thinking this is worth it since its a good twenty minutes to the riverboat, although that DIDN't work out too well last year. We are hoping for drama free ball....here's to hopin'. I guess that is part of it. My predictions:

1.) At least one player will quit about playing time
2.) At least one player will quit due to coaching conflicts of interest
3.) At least three players will threaten to quit
4.) We will get kicked out of a hotel
5.) A coach will get tossed from a game
6.) Three parents will come home not speaking to each other
7.) Someone will get some sort of blood action
8.) Three homeoruns will be hit
9.) One no-hitter will be thrown
10.) We will place in the top three
11.) And I will be a big winner at the Riverboat. One worthy of a cheap 8x10 with my name on it.

Hank has given up his "pimp seat" on the bench to be a spectator, or an official non-performing bat boy and or official lego playing, doll dressing, action figure blanket player.